This card has optional greetings: Happy Father's Day!, Happy Birthday!, Happy Belated Birthday!, Have a Great Summer!, Warm Wishes!, Happy Camping!, Go on an Adventure!, Gone Camping!, Enjoy the Great Outdoors!, Good Luck!, Happy Retirement!, You're Invited!, Let's Go Camping!, Thinking of You!, Thank You!, Get Well Soon!, Just Saying Hi!, Have a Great Day!, [No Caption]
Well, honor your partner, step to the side, Smooth out your feathers, straighten your hide, The cows have come home and the chickens just flew in, The Birthday Hoedown is what we're doin'! Make a birthday wish, then wish some more, We're gonna do-si-do until we're sore. Grab your partner by the hoof or a wing, Now promenade, let's see you swing. Here's a birthday wish, warm and sincere - Have a happy birthday and a happy year. Now blow out your candles, go have some cake - Take your time - we need a break. Happy Birthday!
For an irreverent, hilarious greeting, someecards is your very best bet. These are bluntly hilarious cards, many of which are cued in to the current cultural zeitgeist. Here, you'll find a card for any occasion, and you can share it easily on social media sites. A huge variety of merchandise is available through the Someecards Amazon store, while the site's SomeWine store sells wine with equally funny labels.

I forgot your birthday And I'm feeling bad I forgot your birthday and now I'm so sad. I'm a silly, silly poo head Lawd, I'm a silly poo poo head I'm a silly poo poo head And I'm wishing I was dead. I forgot your birthday. You're such a good person And I like you a lot You mean so much to me Can't believe that I forgot I've been going crazy How much more can I take? I missed your birthday And I'm sure I missed the cake. I'm a silly poo poo head Lawd, I'm a silly poo poo head I'm a silly poo poo head And I'm wishing I was dead. I forgot your birthday. I'm all tore up inside. You're such a special person to me. I can't believe I've been such a silly poo poo head. Only a silly poo poo head would forget your birthday. Can you forgive me? Oh, pretty please. I'm a silly poo poo head. And I'm wishing I was dead. I forgot your birthday. Sorry about that. It won't happen again. Hope it was happy...!

I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, It's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!


Whether you use our print option or send your greeting online​, our gallery of Birthday Cards offers a wide variety of styles and designs, including many that let you insert a favorite photo, and you can access the Stickers Menu for multiple categories of fun images to add to your project. We provide texts you can send as they are, or you can customize them to include your own thoughts or a shared memory. Keep the font we chose or opt for one of thirty-six available fonts in thirty color choices.

How to send online birthday cards? It's easy; Care2 has many free ecards -- the best greeting cards, e-cards, and funny birthday cards on the Internet. Select a birthday card, personalize it with music and a message, and send cards to all your friends. All of our egreetings are one of a kind, most are flash animated, and all will delight your husband, wife, family, friends or any other loved one. And for every greeting card sent, care2 donates to help protect one square foot of rain forest.
The obvious choice for cheap birthday party invitation printing is PsPrint, which boasts a wide selection of premium papers at affordable prices. No matter which printer you choose, make sure they likewise offer premium papers so your birthday party invitations look great and have long-lasting durability (it's amazing how quickly poor papers can be torn in the mail). You should also choose a printer that can provide envelopes and even address, stamp and mail your birthday party invitations out to your mailing list for you so all you have to do us upload your design and forget about it.
Sending personalized greeting cards is one of the best way to show your affection to your love ones and making them feel that they’re loved.  What makes them more special is the time you exert to create a one of a kind greeting. Being artistic or creative does not matter at all. It’s the thought, sincerity and effort that always counts. Don’t be afraid to explore your creativity. As long as its for someone we love, everything is possible.
What a sweet birthday wish for a dear friend! For you don’t want to live in a world without the presence of your dear best friend. That would induce heartbreak so intense that it would shatter your heart into a thousand pieces. The landscape of our lives is bounded by familiar landmarks, and your best friend is one of those. How could you ever consider going on in their absence? Why would you want to? Someday one of you will be without the other… but for now, we express the wish that no such day need ever come.
Click on a card, then hit “Customize.” You’re ready to upload a photo or two, tweak the text or jazz up the font and color. Amp up the fun with images from the Stickers Menu, including hats and mustaches in “Party.” Apply one or two or a few to your photos – or to the cartoon critter you found in “Animals” – or fill up the wide-open spaces. Wrap up your project, and follow the prompts to print your Printable Card or launch your eCard into cyberspace.
If I get a birthday card, I always look forward to reading funny messages. Even though I've had some very inspirational, meaningful, and thoughtful sentiments written in my card, I especially like a good laugh. Humor is good for you too, so I’ll be around for even more birthday cards! Use one of these to give someone a laugh about his age or birth. Birthdays are a fun time to joke.

Show your best friend how much you love him/her by spending his/her birthday with you. Don’t forget to celebrate, and that means party! A birthday is absolutely a worthy reason to express your appreciation for the best friend of your heart. Sometimes that means to kick up your heels and dance your butt off. Sure, some memories are bittersweet and time is fleeting. But that means there’s no time like the present to show your gratitude to the universe for sharing the life and times of your best friend.
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Anymore, the price of a card can nearly equal a premium coffee, so “free” is a breath of fresh air, and you won’t encounter fine print exceptions or surprise fees. Complete your Printable Card project using your home printer or send your creation as an eCard from our site via email or Facebook from your computer, phone, or tablet. You can even download the image or PDF file and save it to portable storage media, if you’d like to take your design to a local shop for printing. As always, there’s no charge from us.

We'll leave the design work to you, but it's worth mentioning that you can download free birthday party invitation templates complete with safe area lines, bleed lines, cutlines, and pre-formatted in the proper sizes, resolution and color mode to take all the guesswork out of file setup (which vastly reduces the risk of costly press errors). Birthday party invitations are incredibly cheap to print when you know where to go, what options you need, and how to set up files. So, how cheap can you print birthday invitations? It all depends on the quantity - but let's just say you can print 50 for less than $70 total and 10,000 for less than 10 cents each!
Buying your friends and family funny, thoughtful, or sentimental birthday cards is always a nice gesture.  If you’re an avid DIY enthusiast like us, however, then you know that it’s sometimes more meaningful for both people if what you give someone for their birthday is something that you made yourself! Making someone a birthday card doesn’t have to be hard, but it’ll definitely show them how much you care.

Español: hacer una tarjeta de cumpleaños simple a mano, Italiano: Fare a Mano un Semplice Biglietto di Auguri, Русский: сделать простую поздравительную открытку своими руками, Português: Fazer um Cartão de Aniversário Simples Feito a Mão, Français: fabriquer une carte d'anniversaire toute simple, Deutsch: Eine einfache Geburtstagskarte selbst basteln, Bahasa Indonesia: Membuat Kartu Ulang Tahun Sederhana
This card has optional greetings: Happy Mother's Day!, Happy Birthday!, Happy Spring!, Thinking of You!, Thank You!, Get Well Soon!, Happy Anniversary!, Happy Summer!, Happy Gardening!, Have a Nice Day!, Just Saying Hi!, Warm Wishes!, Congratulations!, Good Luck!, You're Invited!, Spring is in the Air!, Welcome Spring!, Happy Easter!, Happy Valentine's Day!, Happy Belated Birthday!, [No Caption]
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