At Paperchase, we know how brilliant a good birthday card is so we work to bring you the best selection out there. We have unbeatable choice and cards to suit every sense of humour from the witty to the completely wacky, for her and for him. Find that funny card you know will make them laugh out loud and take a peek at our cards for milestone birthdays too
In good humor and all in fun, we praise our best friend by ironically honoring ourselves. But self-effacement is the real name of the game here. We honor our loved ones by elevating them even above ourselves in the scheme of our lives, and by wishing them all the joy they deserve on the anniversary of their birth.  Thus do we say “You’re a good friend to me and I wish we could always be together for the rest of our lives.”

Life can be beautiful, but it can also be brief. No one ever knows how much time we all have to share with one another. Your best friend means a lot to you, which is why you should always want them to enjoy their life. Every day can be an adventure, and there’s literally no time to waste. The world is so big, it’s nice to share it with the people you love.
There’s nothing more wonderful than wishing your best friend a good life on this special day. Wine itself has long been representative of the finest things in life, those things that improve with age and are well worth waiting for. A good life, like a good friendship, can be like that: enjoyable, delicious, and finer and sweeter the longer it exists. With this sentiment, we wish our best friend the very best life they can live, that it will be like a fine wine and always grow better and more precious as years pass.
At Paperchase, we know how brilliant a good birthday card is so we work to bring you the best selection out there. We have unbeatable choice and cards to suit every sense of humour from the witty to the completely wacky, for her and for him. Find that funny card you know will make them laugh out loud and take a peek at our cards for milestone birthdays too

Give your loved one a good laugh on their birthday with our comical collection of funny birthday cards that feature witty cartoons, vintage-inspired sketches, hilarious messages and more. With over 3,000 humorous cards available, we have a giggle-inducing greeting for everyone. You can even show off your own side-splitting sense of humor with a customized message for a birthday surprise they'll always remember. To give you something to smile about, all of our orders ship the next business day.
When your friend is feeling down, be sure to comfort him/her. Sometimes it’s not enough to simply wish them a happy birthday or send along your best wishes, sometimes more is required. Like letting them know that you are always on their side, and will always be in their corner no matter how rough life might get. That is the true mark of real friendship: not in birthday presents, but in birthday “presence.”
Your friend’s birthday comes only once a year, so be sure to be with him/her on this day. And whether or not you spend the day with your friend, you can always send a few angels their way to brighten their day and impart your best birthday wishes. These angels are cherubim — child angels — and they carry with them the message of eternal love and the youthful exuberance and joy of the divine, as expressed through the celebration of one’s life.
For large bulk birthday cards for businesses, you may want to take advantage of our Partnership Program. Using our company birthday templates or our design your own template, you can create custom birthday card designs to feature right on our site. Anyone can access these customized birthday cards by simply visiting our website. If you have multiple branches of your company in more than one location, our Partnership Program makes it easy for your team to access your corporate birthday cards, business birthday cards for clients, and employee birthday cards, while maintaining universal brand standards. Simply design bulk birthday cards with your corporate colors and company logo and make them available to your entire organization.
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I forgot your birthday And I'm feeling bad I forgot your birthday and now I'm so sad. I'm a silly, silly poo head Lawd, I'm a silly poo poo head I'm a silly poo poo head And I'm wishing I was dead. I forgot your birthday. You're such a good person And I like you a lot You mean so much to me Can't believe that I forgot I've been going crazy How much more can I take? I missed your birthday And I'm sure I missed the cake. I'm a silly poo poo head Lawd, I'm a silly poo poo head I'm a silly poo poo head And I'm wishing I was dead. I forgot your birthday. I'm all tore up inside. You're such a special person to me. I can't believe I've been such a silly poo poo head. Only a silly poo poo head would forget your birthday. Can you forgive me? Oh, pretty please. I'm a silly poo poo head. And I'm wishing I was dead. I forgot your birthday. Sorry about that. It won't happen again. Hope it was happy...!
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For more than 100 years, Hallmark has been proudly producing greeting cards to help you say just the right thing for any occasion. Celebrate your favorite holidays with our variety of Christmas cards, Valentine’s Day cards, among others. Mark a life milestone with cards for graduations, engagements and wedding showers, baby showers and baptisms, First Communions and confirmations, or perhaps a promotion or retirement. Birthdays are always in season at Hallmark, and so are those everyday “just because” moments. Or let a loved one know you care during the hard times, with sympathy cards, get-well cards or thinking-of-you cards. Whatever the occasion or event, Hallmark will gladly help you find the right way to show you care.
Got a friend who loves quoting action movies? Take the opportunity to make a pun out of a classic movie line and your movie-loving friend will go crazy for it! This card from YellowOtterStudios has referenced the classic terminator line “Hasta la vista, baby”, but any movie quote can work provided you use a bit of wit to come up with a little pun for added laughs.
Make their birthday card as unique as they are. Whether you’re personalising a cute Tatty Teddy card for mum, a funny card for dad, or a glittery fold-out card for your bestie, we have a perfect birthday card designed just for them. There’s also a wide range of birthday party invitations and milestone cards for all those big occasions, such as 21st birthdays, 30th birthdays, 50th birthdays, and even turning 100 birthday cards.
Think of things about the person that you can include to make it personal. Think of something personal about the person you are writing for. For example, maybe the person plays golf. Then you can wish them a happy birthday as it relates to golf. You could write: “I hope your birthday is much better than par. I hope it’s a hole in one.” Or for someone who plays guitar, you could write, “I hope your birthday rocks as much as you do!” Mention a positive quality about the person who is having a birthday. For example, you might write something like, “Your life has been a blessing to me here at work, because you bring a positive attitude to everything you do.”
There are a lot of gift ideas you can choose from if you want your friend to be happy on this special occasion, and many ways to celebrate.  You can arrange to acquire and deliver the joy of a traditional birthday cake made especially for him or her. Or if you want your friend to laugh and giggle, send them funny birthday pictures or some unique morning quotes and wishes.
I love to cook and decided that I need a recipe card box out of sheer hatred for the add-filled, biographical oubliettes that food websites have become. I'm not using microsoft word, so i didnt even bother trying to download the templates, but I just set the page format to center on the measurements of the cards and everything printed predictably. My printer had no trouble with the card stock and I didn't even have to change the settings, which is great because I totally forgot to check that.

In this guide, Hallmark writers offer birthday-message tips and inspiring examples. Just click on the appropriate category below to go straight to the birthday wishes you’re interested in, or you can read the whole guide and mix and match to create a custom message for your birthday person. And once you’ve settled on a message, don’t hesitate to spread those happy birthday vibes–you can send a personalized, handwritten birthday card today. Either way, we hope this little guide helps with the next birthday card you sign…and many more!
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