For an irreverent, hilarious greeting, someecards is your very best bet. These are bluntly hilarious cards, many of which are cued in to the current cultural zeitgeist. Here, you'll find a card for any occasion, and you can share it easily on social media sites. A huge variety of merchandise is available through the Someecards Amazon store, while the site's SomeWine store sells wine with equally funny labels.

Anymore, the price of a card can nearly equal a premium coffee, so “free” is a breath of fresh air, and you won’t encounter fine print exceptions or surprise fees. Complete your Printable Card project using your home printer or send your creation as an eCard from our site via email or Facebook from your computer, phone, or tablet. You can even download the image or PDF file and save it to portable storage media, if you’d like to take your design to a local shop for printing. As always, there’s no charge from us.
I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, It's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!
All I want is for you to be happy on your birthday. We get so much by giving to those we love, even if that giving is simply encompassed in our expression of our very best hopes and wishes on behalf of our best friends. In celebrating those we love, we celebrate our shared lives and the time we have spent in the joyful company of our trusted loved ones.  When we put the best future of others ahead of our own good fortune, we demonstrate love. When our best friends do the same, our love is justified.
While cheap birthday cards in bulk can sometimes lead to below-standard printing and durability, we offer discount birthday cards made with only the highest-quality materials and rich color printing. Our discount birthday cards and bulk birthday cards rival our top competitors in price without ever skimping on quality. The more personalized birthday cards you order, the lower our prices get. If you are looking for wholesale prices, we suggest increasing your quantity on all custom birthday card orders for the best discount. See the table below for additional pricing.
At Paperchase, we know how brilliant a good birthday card is so we work to bring you the best selection out there. We have unbeatable choice and cards to suit every sense of humour from the witty to the completely wacky, for her and for him. Find that funny card you know will make them laugh out loud and take a peek at our cards for milestone birthdays too
You deserve to have a lot of happiness on your birthday. We love the pretty cards and sentiments we encounter, but they mask a deeper truth. Even if we get distracted and misdirected by other matters in our lives, we can still express our love and appreciation by assuring our best friend that no matter our circumstances we always wish the best for them.
There’s nothing more wonderful than wishing your best friend a good life on this special day. Wine itself has long been representative of the finest things in life, those things that improve with age and are well worth waiting for. A good life, like a good friendship, can be like that: enjoyable, delicious, and finer and sweeter the longer it exists. With this sentiment, we wish our best friend the very best life they can live, that it will be like a fine wine and always grow better and more precious as years pass.

DLTK's Standard Printable Greeting Cards - these are the cards we've always had on the site.  They include birthday cards, thank-you cards, birthday invitations and a wide variety of other types of cards you can print in either color or B&W.  Over 1000 cards in over 100 different themes are available.  You cannot type your own messages on-line on these ones.
I forgot your birthday And I'm feeling bad I forgot your birthday and now I'm so sad. I'm a silly, silly poo head Lawd, I'm a silly poo poo head I'm a silly poo poo head And I'm wishing I was dead. I forgot your birthday. You're such a good person And I like you a lot You mean so much to me Can't believe that I forgot I've been going crazy How much more can I take? I missed your birthday And I'm sure I missed the cake. I'm a silly poo poo head Lawd, I'm a silly poo poo head I'm a silly poo poo head And I'm wishing I was dead. I forgot your birthday. I'm all tore up inside. You're such a special person to me. I can't believe I've been such a silly poo poo head. Only a silly poo poo head would forget your birthday. Can you forgive me? Oh, pretty please. I'm a silly poo poo head. And I'm wishing I was dead. I forgot your birthday. Sorry about that. It won't happen again. Hope it was happy...!
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What a sweet birthday wish for a dear friend! For you don’t want to live in a world without the presence of your dear best friend. That would induce heartbreak so intense that it would shatter your heart into a thousand pieces. The landscape of our lives is bounded by familiar landmarks, and your best friend is one of those. How could you ever consider going on in their absence? Why would you want to? Someday one of you will be without the other… but for now, we express the wish that no such day need ever come.
The obvious choice for cheap birthday party invitation printing is PsPrint, which boasts a wide selection of premium papers at affordable prices. No matter which printer you choose, make sure they likewise offer premium papers so your birthday party invitations look great and have long-lasting durability (it's amazing how quickly poor papers can be torn in the mail). You should also choose a printer that can provide envelopes and even address, stamp and mail your birthday party invitations out to your mailing list for you so all you have to do us upload your design and forget about it.

Birthday cards can be especially useful for those companies working through a hard time. Greeting cards are an inexpensive and sincere form of gratitude that can boost morale around the office. You'd be surprised what a small gesture can do in the midst of much larger business obstacles. We've written about how celebrating office birthdays can lead to increased productivity.


Don’t forget to send birthday wishes to your friend as a demonstration of the high regard in which you hold them. That’s what makes them your very best friend. It’s the perfect way to prove to the person who cares for you always that you return their feelings a hundred times over. Wishes and dreams are only magical if they are shared with those whom we love. We wish all of the hopes and dreams of our best friends will come true all the long days of the year.

This card has optional greetings: Happy New Year, Kung Hei Fat Choi, Wishing You Happiness and Prosperity, Happy Spring, Welcome Spring, Celebrate New Beginnings, Hope Springs Eternal, Stay Strong, With Sympathy, Have a Peaceful Day, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary, Thank You, Thinking of You, Get Well Soon, Just Saying Hi, You're Invited, Good Luck, [No Caption]
Well, honor your partner, step to the side, Smooth out your feathers, straighten your hide, The cows have come home and the chickens just flew in, The Birthday Hoedown is what we're doin'! Make a birthday wish, then wish some more, We're gonna do-si-do until we're sore. Grab your partner by the hoof or a wing, Now promenade, let's see you swing. Here's a birthday wish, warm and sincere - Have a happy birthday and a happy year. Now blow out your candles, go have some cake - Take your time - we need a break. Happy Birthday!
While cheap birthday cards in bulk can sometimes lead to below-standard printing and durability, we offer discount birthday cards made with only the highest-quality materials and rich color printing. Our discount birthday cards and bulk birthday cards rival our top competitors in price without ever skimping on quality. The more personalized birthday cards you order, the lower our prices get. If you are looking for wholesale prices, we suggest increasing your quantity on all custom birthday card orders for the best discount. See the table below for additional pricing.

Among the great symbols of life and hope in the world, the sea remains one of the most powerful. Ever constant but always changing, powerful, vast, and beautiful, the ocean is a suitable image to mentally conjure when one imagines what best symbolizes the fixed-but-fluid universe. The stars are another great symbol of life and the universe, so it’s comforting that there are stars in the sea as well… starfish. All is connected. Maybe two best friends can be imagined as a pair of starfish on a beach, under a sunset sky, facing the starlit night together. We make wishes on stars of all kinds and hope they come true for our loved ones on their birthdays.


If you’re set on making all of your birthday cards but are struggling to find the time to make them, these five cards are super quick, and most importantly easy to make, and require only a few craft essentials to make them. All of the products I’ve used are from the We R Cake and Candles range and they coordinate beautifully with each other, so it’s just a matter of cutting and sticking everything onto your card blank.
Discount Greeting Cards offer a special value for your greeting card needs. In a variety of themes from Happy Birthday Cards to Thank You Cards and more, these attractively designed cards offer high quality at affordable pricing. You can show everyone your business interacts with that you are thinking of them and care about them by sending greeting cards. Now it's even easier to fit in your company's budget! By ordering in bulk and stashing greeting cards for later, your business can save money and always be prepared for important events.
Buying your friends and family funny, thoughtful, or sentimental birthday cards is always a nice gesture.  If you’re an avid DIY enthusiast like us, however, then you know that it’s sometimes more meaningful for both people if what you give someone for their birthday is something that you made yourself! Making someone a birthday card doesn’t have to be hard, but it’ll definitely show them how much you care.

Features Clean Edge technology provides smooth, non-perforated edges. Ultra-fine perforations separate cards cleanly and easily. Heavyweight cardstock features ultra-fine perforations so cards separate cleanly and easily. Folds and sits atop any flat surface. High quality, heavyweight cardstock. Heavyweight cardstock feeds directly from printer tray.


There are many options for printing great-looking birthday party invitations, but the most economical way is to print on a premium 16-point gloss paper.  You'll also want to stick with a standard size such as 5-inch by 7-inch to keep your birthday party invitation printing costs cheap; however, when it comes to colors you can go with full color since this option really costs little more than black and white yet has much more bang for the buck. Beyond those options, you would be wise to get matching envelopes (also cheap) and have a hardcopy proof sent to your doorstep before you actually print the entire run. The last thing you want is for a mistake to go unnoticed until your invitations are printed, when it will be too late or too costly to make changes. A hardcopy proof does cost a few dollars, but it's cheap insurance that the rest of the run will go off without a hitch. Pass your proof around to friends, family members and co-workers so you can get more than just one set of eyes looking it over for errors. 
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